(Full disclosure—these questions I select come from the Web site, Roots and Rings—sometimes they ask the silliest things, but I always find their options fun. Plus, I could never think of this many questions to ask of myself!)
This month’s questions come in the form of
WOULD YOU RATHER
1. eat chocolate-covered grasshoppers or this freaky squid thing?
OK, this really is a dilemma of weirdness here because grasshoppers FREAK ME OUT. (like, full disclosure–worse than spiders!) I know, I’m so weird (I blame it on the grasshopper plagues in Laura Ingalls’ “On the Banks of Plum Creek”). But that squid thing? Easily the grossest thing I’ve ever seen anyone put on a plate so…if I was on the island of only those two options, I’d rather starve.
2. never see another movie or never watch TV again?
While I have a few TV shows I really REALLY love (Parenthood, Mad Men, Parks and Rec among them), I could easily give up on TV. Movies? No way. I am a film junkie through and through.
3. be a superhero with a lame power or a supervillain with an awesome power?
This question makes me think of the British show, “Misfits,” that I love so much (if you’ve never seen it– you must! It’s streaming on Hulu now!) Anyway, I’m thinking lame power as a superhero. Because who wants to become a villain? But what’s anyone’s definition of “lame”? Because if it’s “ability to do laundry in 5 minutes”, well, I wouldn’t mind THAT superpower, right?
4. eat only salty snacks for the rest of you life, or only sweet snacks?
Ummm…maybe it’s because I have a hankering for some salt and vinegar chips right now, but I tend to crave salty stuff over the sweet. So, I might be the odd (wo)man out here, but I’m going with salty!
5. never read another book or never hear another song?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS QUESTION?! I mean, bookworm that I am, there’s NO way I could give up books. Sooo…even though I’d sooner cut off a finger than give up my music, I’ll go with song. But I hate to even ponder the question.
6. be a whale carcass remover or a sewer inspector?
Really? We’re really going to go there? Seriously, don’t click on either of those links if you haven’t eaten breakfast yet. I mean, sewers have to be the grossest thing ever, so, I guess the whale remover? At least then I could maybe just sit behind the crane. Make one of my co-workers do the heavy lifting.
7. have no electricity or no running water?
Hmmm…that’s a tough one. But I’d say no running water. I’d turn into a scrub, but at least my refrigerator would still be running. And there’s usually a few gallons of orange juice in there to get me by. And the Internet. Yeahhh…Facebook over H20…is that really where my priorities are? ;)
8. be a dog or a cat?
I’m a dog lover, but I think cats have it easier. I mean, they can jump up on stuff. So, when it comes to dexterity, I think I’d rather be a cat.
9. always be hot or always be cold?
Hot because, as miserable as that can be, being cold means you don’t even want to move without shivering. And yes, I have been THAT cold before! (when our power went out in the middle of winter due to an ice storm. I think it took me 3 days to unthaw!)
10. be forced to watch all 3 High School Musicals on an endless loop, or the Twilight movies?
Ummm…is here where I admit that I’m a Twilight fan? Like, I actually went to the movies in the theater? And that I’ll go and see Breaking Dawn too? Yeah, it’s probably here where I should tell you all that if you didn’t know it already. Hey, it’s my guilty pleasure. If yours is Zac Efron, well, I won’t judge if you don’t ;)
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